• iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  • goldenxpvssy:

goals
    lana-del-rey-or-go-away:

THIS MAKE S ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME
    frenchbarbiie:

glamorously-dope:

kimkanyekimye:

Kim Kardashian West at the Valentino Couture Show in Paris 7/9/14

💖

باربي الفرنسية
    
no one can convince me there aren’t mermaids living here
    dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

    are you team boy toy named troy or team dude named michael

    nishlo:

    *sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*